“Here’s the other thing that people don’t know, is that I smell.” We know.
To be fair, it’s not really a Fiat test drive if the salesman doesn’t grab your crotch after comparing him to Bruce.
"We sure picked a small car to get in an argument in, didn't we? It's almost like being in a closet." -Gay science man 2020
— Takes out a car loan — Ah, man jeez dude I got these pills man...
"Asking me if the car has a V8 Engine" I lost it there
I love the looks of exasperation and defeat on that guy's face when he realizes Sam cannot be controlled.
Sam "I Don't Necessarily Shower" Hyde
Disappointed that you didnt tell him you knew a short cut and crashed into on coming traffic
The added irony of this is that Sam (ALLEGEDLY) used to be a car salesman, so he knows all the right buttons to push to really irritate that kind of guy.
gay beast inconveniences salesman in small car
"hes talkin stoopid...askin if da caaah has a v8 engine."
this is probably one of sams best bits ever lmfao he needs to do more shit like this holy fuck this is gold
that guy definitely jumped off a bridge after this.
"Riches to Rags Success Story"
That salesman wasn't thinking ferrari
Sam puts the drag back into drag racism
The salesman has to deal with coming out of retirement to put his fruit of a son through art college, a wife who realised she was only with him for the kids and now they left home alone she truly realises how much she detests him, and now a smelly Sam Hyde is putting him through the test drive from hell. Jeez louise! Somebody get this man a cola!
This was hilarious. Buying a vehicle and had to deal with these guys all week.
That car salesman was SUCH a transphobic Bigot. Oh. My. God. Name him and shame him, Sammy! You go girl!
@str8904